To most of us, Jay Jones is simply "the smartest man we know".  Even the smartest people I know think that.  Yet for some reason there are few if any web pages commemorating this great man.  Since a web page could never fully honor Jay, however, this page is dedicated, with respect, to

Dr. Jones' Mustache

For years many of us assumed that the fantastic advice we were receiving actually emanated from the mustache, since that was the last thing it contacted before reaching our ears.  So when Jay decided to shave off the mustache I became very concerned that the flow of wisdom might also have been removed.  If that were the case, where would we go to get advice on:

• Epidemiology

• High Def TV

• Digital Video Recording

• Soil Science

• The pronunciation of the word "study"

• Bureaucratic Theory

• Family life

• Operating Systems that are better than Windows

• Venn Diagrams

• The use of the Self Destruct button in postgraduate medical education

• All things iPod

• Very Dark Chocolate

• Unifying Theories

• The Word of the Day

• How electricity is conducted

• Blue Microphones

• The best taco

• Advising soon-to-be felons

• Otter defense

• Family sailing

• Television antenna placement

• Raclette

• Raising olympians